Confused? Is this really a name of a company? Can such a company really exist? What sort of products and services would such a company offer? What about the employees of the company?
Well this is the effect of opium. The opinion follows….
FuckYou Company Public Ltd is a pseudonym for nearly all the companies in the world. Because whatever be the name of any company, its aim would always be to fuck its employees and client with useless and worthless products and services. This is the ultimate truth, nothing more and nothing less.
The process of seduction (before the fucking) begins with the rosy names and fancy taglines and glittering logos. Company names usually are antonyms of what the company exactly stands for. Think hard and examples would creep into your mind. Company Taglines are similar to porn movies’ taglines.
And even Picasso would be amazed if he saw company logos. Logos come in all shapes and sizes, colors that make you go blind and philosophy that would make Plato cry. Nowadays green is in due to global warming. Now how the fuck is the green color in logos reducing global warming is anybody’s guess.
Sharma. I think this is a great start to write some good stuff and vent ur anger at capitalists. I mean this is a really gud start
ReplyDeleteCan you throw some light on the taglines?
Extending the porno taglines. Have put some material here. U r absolutely right about the inner meaning behind them
infosys: Powered by intellect ,driven by values
This is called Intellectual Masturbation
satyam-what business demands
Its like tagline of a whorehouse
wipro-applying thought
Stop thinking and get down to business buddy!
reliance-growth is life
It sure is Buddy!!
airtel-express yourself
Thats like asking to scream during the ritual
Apple-The power to be your best.
Oh Yes. We get it
AT &T - Reach out and touch someone
They just like the feeling part.
Audi -Never follow
OK. That means not from the back. Do it old skool
Avis -We try harder.
They try harder but can never get the job done
GE-Imagination at work
OK they are the visinories
Gillette
Look sharp, feel sharp - What abt making it sharp buddy?? who will do that?
The best a man can get - get that
Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum -Double your pleasure, double your fun.
This is the threesome basically
Pepsi - Pepsi hits the spot
They are the smart ones who know the gspot and stuff
Mc Donalds- I’m lovin’ it
They are just happy doing it. No matter who it is man, woman, animal- we are just lovin it
Coca Cola-We’ve got a taste for you
They are the PIMP DADDYS!!!
Burger King -Have it your way
Ofcourse asshole!