Tuesday, February 23, 2010

FuckYou Company Public Ltd. (Episode One)

Confused? Is this really a name of a company? Can such a company really exist? What sort of products and services would such a company offer? What about the employees of the company?


Well this is the effect of opium. The opinion follows….


FuckYou Company Public Ltd is a pseudonym for nearly all the companies in the world. Because whatever be the name of any company, its aim would always be to fuck its employees and client with useless and worthless products and services. This is the ultimate truth, nothing more and nothing less.


The process of seduction (before the fucking) begins with the rosy names and fancy taglines and glittering logos. Company names usually are antonyms of what the company exactly stands for. Think hard and examples would creep into your mind. Company Taglines are similar to porn movies’ taglines.


And even Picasso would be amazed if he saw company logos. Logos come in all shapes and sizes, colors that make you go blind and philosophy that would make Plato cry. Nowadays green is in due to global warming. Now how the fuck is the green color in logos reducing global warming is anybody’s guess.

1 comment:

  1. Sharma. I think this is a great start to write some good stuff and vent ur anger at capitalists. I mean this is a really gud start

    Can you throw some light on the taglines?
    Extending the porno taglines. Have put some material here. U r absolutely right about the inner meaning behind them

    infosys: Powered by intellect ,driven by values
    This is called Intellectual Masturbation

    satyam-what business demands
    Its like tagline of a whorehouse

    wipro-applying thought
    Stop thinking and get down to business buddy!

    reliance-growth is life
    It sure is Buddy!!

    airtel-express yourself
    Thats like asking to scream during the ritual

    Apple-The power to be your best.
    Oh Yes. We get it

    AT &T - Reach out and touch someone
    They just like the feeling part.

    Audi -Never follow
    OK. That means not from the back. Do it old skool

    Avis -We try harder.
    They try harder but can never get the job done

    GE-Imagination at work
    OK they are the visinories

    Gillette
    Look sharp, feel sharp - What abt making it sharp buddy?? who will do that?
    The best a man can get - get that

    Wrigley’s Doublemint Gum -Double your pleasure, double your fun.
    This is the threesome basically

    Pepsi - Pepsi hits the spot
    They are the smart ones who know the gspot and stuff

    Mc Donalds- I’m lovin’ it
    They are just happy doing it. No matter who it is man, woman, animal- we are just lovin it

    Coca Cola-We’ve got a taste for you
    They are the PIMP DADDYS!!!

    Burger King -Have it your way
    Ofcourse asshole!

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